Stuff from My InBox: Why Our Great Grandparents Were Happier Than We Are

Have you ever wondered why our great grandparents had such fond memories of their youth?

What they did must've been okay because even the pope was involved (see below). Nevertheless, I'm surprised they remembered anything at all! Forget Tums & Tylenol Forget Aleve & Benedryl Just take a look at the cool stuff they had back then!

A bottle of Bayer Heroin

Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children suffering with a strong cough.

Coca Wine, anyone?

Metcalf's Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market. Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.

Mariani Wine

Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it's time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time. He awarded Angelo Mariani, the producer, with a Vatican gold medal.

 

Maltine

Produced by the Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York . It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal. Children should only take half a glass.

Quinine and Cocaine

Pictured below is a paperweight promoting C.F. B oehringer & Soehne of Mannheim, Germany. They were proud of being the largest producers in the world of products containing Quinine and Cocaine.

Opium... for Asthma

At 40% alcohol plus 3 grams of opium per dose. It didn't cure you...but you didn't care!

 

Cocaine Tablets

All stage actors, singers, teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to 'smooth' the voice. 

Cocaine drops for your toothache

Very popular for children in 1885. Not only did they relieve the pain, they made the children very happy!

Opium for Newborns

I'm sure this would make them sleep well—not only the Opium, but also the 46% alcohol.

It's no wonder they were called, "The Good Old Days."